5. I'm an endless source of amusement. I can make you laugh Carrie :)
4. I can teach you how to play blackjack. I am good at it!
3. I can play bass, guitar, keyboards and drums. If you are on tour and one of your band members get sick, I can fill in!!!
2. I'm on the radio. Your music will ALWAYS get played. A LOT! All the time!
And the Number One reason Carrie should consider a guy like me....
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1. You can go to WalMart anytime you want with me. NO ONE will believe you are Carrie Underwood. They would never believe Carrie Underwood was with me!
Your going to WalMart in public problems would be solved!
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